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Yes- the food was a notch better than glorious. You may be wondering what food I am talking about. Sizzlers? Red Lobster? Taco Bell? Yes, yes and yes. But ALSO ... The Kitchen and Dinner Impossible!
My sister Jennifer organized a group dinner to indulge at The Kitchen in Sacramento. What a culinary experience! We learned all about the foods we were going to eat and explored the kitchen, bombarding their staff with questions until they spritzed our eyes with onion juice.
Jennifer and I sneak into the wine cellar. The bottle behind me is really expensive - worth twice the cost of my torso.
Kathryn, Stacy and I notice ringless chefs so we shimmied our ways over. The man on the left uses his hand to stabilize as all 3 of us "ladies" wildly groped his ass.
During intermission, we went outside for the freshest sushi ever. My sisters swoop in and leave the platters barren. The other guests sigh in disappointment as a distant fish cries.
As the middle child, I thrive at center stage. I hip check the jolly chef and continue his lesson on cooking tomato based soups. With all ears on me, I convince the audience that the secret to a rich gazpacho is a splash of human blood. Period blood.
At The Kitchen, they create custom teas with a wide assortment of fresh herbs and spices. The woman looks at Stacy in disbelief as she insists that her tea be made of grade A cannabis.
The food was delicious and everyone had a great time. What an awesome learning and tasting experience. Thanks Jennifer for organizing!!
As another celebration of food, the Food Network's show Dinner Impossible came to cook for Yahoo!'s search team. Being on the search team, I was stoked to be a part of my favorite TV channel of all time! And what an honor when I was asked to design the set! With a deadline of completing large scale posters and wraps in 1 day with little direction, I was faced with Design Impossible.
Naturally, I don my brightest outfit in hopes of stealing some spotlight. Once I saw that Chef Robert and Jerry Yang were wearing neutral colors, I knew I had a chance. I waved vigorously in front of every camera I could find.
My date was Sophia. I can always count on her to keep pace when I sprint to the buffet tables.
Stacy and I toast to "soup lemon". Nope - not "lemon soup". Tune into Dinner Impossible on March 7th to find out Chef Robert's challenge.
Sophia is always supportive of my designs as she gracefully freaks up this column.
Thanks for reading the details of how I'm packing on the pounds. I figure...I need to get my money's worth when I get liposuction.
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